Hiiiiii my name is Danielle and I'm a 22 year old from New Zealand.

modestmgmtofficial:

my sister’s view on one direction’s fashion sense:

  • louis: “smoked weed once and won’t let anyone forget it”
  • zayn: “posh college student ft. laid back beyonce”
  • harry: “hippie mom that’s a little too happy about being pregnant”
  • niall: “frat boy… might’ve sucked some dick but no one judges him”
  • liam: “he looks like he’s about to get into a rap battle”
September 2 2014 | 18,771 notes | via

emilylovesunicornsdontyou:

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

HAHAHAHHAA

August 31 2014 | 154,724 notes | via

huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

August 29 2014 | 127,389 notes | via

clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

August 29 2014 | 335,094 notes | via

princemotorcycle:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

August 29 2014 | 406,009 notes | via

lynzave:

my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing 

August 29 2014 | 346,979 notes | via
cyrilliart:

DID YOU KNOW?
Niall's least favourite subject at school was Geography.
Zayn used to eat paper.
If Liam could invent an ice cream flavour it would be Krispy Kreme donut.
Louis once revealed that he used to entertain himself when bored by poking Harry in the face!
At the age of ten Harry was attacked by a goat.

kittyinabeaker:

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried. 

August 28 2014 | 245,909 notes | via